For me, stupid kid jokes are always the funniest. These jokes are simple/clever plays on words and really make me laugh. Here are some of my favorites.

Q: How come a bicycle can’t stand up by itself?
A: Because it’s two tired.

Q: How much does it cost a pirate to get their ears pierced?
A: A Buc-an-ear.

Q: What did the tie say to the hat?
A: You go on a head and I’ll hang around.

Q: What did the potato chip say to the battery?
A: I’m Frito-Lay if your Eveready.

Q: What did one mountain say to the other mountain?
A: Let’s meet in the valley.

Q: Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon?
A: It has great food but no atmosphere.

A neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender pours a pint and the neutron asks, "How much do I owe you?" The bartender answers, "For you, no charge".